Simonscans is a totally independant site, run by a really small team of dedicated staff and as such we depend upon your subscriptions to continue. We love what we do and hope you love what we make. In much the same way the music business is now dominated by a few huge brands, porn is heading in that direction as well. There'll always be a place for those big stadium acts - the Madonnas, Coldplays and U2's, but would you be happy if that was all there was? The same applies to porn.

We know 99% of our members are happy, but we realise you probably feel like you are taking a risk by joining, so we offer a no quibble guarantee. We really hope you like the site and think it's good value, but if you don't, we'll refund your subscripton without any drama.

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